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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Lester Tried Humping My Leg!
Lester tried humping my leg! He's not even three months yet! I don't know what to say.
I was working at my desk, with Lester chewing on his dinosaur toy by my feet, when I felt Lester's front paws grab onto my calf. I looked down under the desk, and there I saw Lester holding onto my leg, thrusting away. I had to practically shake him off.
As far as I can tell, it's instinctive. If you put anything -- your arm, his chew toy -- on his chest, just below his shoulders, and push gently, he grabs ahold of it and automatically starts thrusting. I don't know how long he'd keep thrusting, but I peeled him off as fast as I could both times I tried this. Ew.
If he were human, he'd be, what, three years old? He's still a baby! He hasn't even fully... developed yet! I think I'm just going to pretend this never happened. Lester's still an innocent, cute, little puppy. Innocent, I tell you.
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